Pest Patroller Gifts

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'Yo, my man! Check it out! Great seats next to the queen!!'

The West Nile Mosquito meets the East Delaware Swatter.

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Save the termites.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Snail trap

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'