Pest Patrol Captain Gifts

"There it is Derek,....our nemesis!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Did you order takeout?"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

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'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

"We have a termite problem."

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

Cheese robot-squad.