Pest Pilot Gifts

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I found the termites!'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Dream Advertisements.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"We have a termite problem."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Cheese robot-squad.

Ask me about my litter!