Pest Fighter Gifts

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Attack Bugs

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Hello? Animal control?'

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Rest distracted by moles.

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"We have a termite problem."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Cheese robot-squad.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

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