Pest Hunter Gifts

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Save the termites.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

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Rest distracted by moles.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Ask me about my litter!

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Sparrow of Prey