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". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Save the termites.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

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'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Rest distracted by moles.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"I think we have carpenter ants."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

Ask me about my litter!

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

Sparrow of Prey