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"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

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"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

Sparrow of Prey

'They're so obvious about it.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”