Pest Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Stop following me around. There's a fine line between being an insect and being a pest.'

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

'You're the one that wanted more. And now look...and infestation!'

Fleas Planning A Getaway

"The answer is quite simple, my friend: People hate us because we make success look so easy. End of story."

"Your father was a true giant among us. It won't be easy to fill his trail of slime."

Similar certificate above mouse hole in man's office

Cockroach with Big Family.

Fly spraying skin.

'Deli? Fifty pounds of Limburger - charge it and leave it on the back porch at 107 Court Street.'

'The rat family could hear Pest Control's bombs hissing away, but in their shelter far below the house, they were safe.'

"After eating all the crumbs under the sofa cushions, I'd rather have something sweet."

'Sorry kid, this is New York - you gotta expect a cockroach or two in your room.'

"This dry air is terrible for my sinuses. I'm going back to the sewers."

Pest Shop.

'Your place or mine?'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

Bed bug infestation in France

"We younger fleas demand a bigger say in the running of this dog."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Let me introduce my other half."

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fly Artist