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'Yipee! A cockroach!'

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The prying mantis,

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a natural!"

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

Superintendent

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

"What pheromone are you using?"

Russian Snail

"You drop yours first."