Pest Lovers Gifts

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Good News about winter

The prying mantis,

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a natural!"

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

Superintendent

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Russian Snail

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"You drop yours first."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.