Pest Hater Gifts

Good News about winter

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'How long did you try before calling?'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Rest distracted by moles.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

"This dry air is terrible for my sinuses. I'm going back to the sewers."

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

Fleas Planning A Getaway

Pest Shop.

"Of course I'm scatterbrained...I'm a roach!"

Cockroach with Big Family.

'Deli? Fifty pounds of Limburger - charge it and leave it on the back porch at 107 Court Street.'

'Your place or mine?'

"We younger fleas demand a bigger say in the running of this dog."

"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."

'The rat family could hear Pest Control's bombs hissing away, but in their shelter far below the house, they were safe.'

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.