Insect Hater Gifts

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.

Good News about winter

The prying mantis,

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"She's a natural!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"You drop yours first."

Russian Snail

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'We're running late - can't you shave your legs tomorrow?'

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

What Entomologists Don't Want You To See.

Bee uniforms - Queen, Worker, Drone, Accountant

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

Cockroach Costume

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Bug Funerals