Insect Hater Gifts

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.

Good News about winter

The prying mantis,

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"She's a natural!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"You drop yours first."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Russian Snail

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'We're running late - can't you shave your legs tomorrow?'

Bee uniforms - Queen, Worker, Drone, Accountant

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

'This is your seventh husband who has disappeared without a trace... Boy, you're unlucky...'

Cockroach Costume

'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'

Bug Funerals