Insect Phobia Warrior Gifts

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Man using to much bug spray

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

The Drone Ranger

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Tough Butterfly

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

Bee

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'

'Go ahead, make my day.'

'It takes a dedicated hunter to head out during blackfly season!'

Pest Control

Combating Zika

"Take him home, have sex...Then bite his goddamn head off."

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

Man reading the 'The Non-Violence Handbook' swats annoying fly with it.

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

Ant Girl

Insect Grammar. Praying mantis. Preying mantis. Prying mantis.

"Have Fun!!"

The hunt family finally solved the problem of the fire ants.

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

Ninja Fly Swatter

Princess shooting insects with gun.

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...