Silent Insect Warrior Gifts

Ninja Fly Swatter

Man using to much bug spray

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Mantis Love

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Emotional Support Pest

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Professor...what are you doing?

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

The Drone Ranger

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

College for flys

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

Tough Butterfly

'Kenny,your mother and I have decided it's time you knew the truth - you're adopted.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"I thought you said there's nothing significant in the paper anymore..."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

"How flexible are you?"

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'

'It takes a dedicated hunter to head out during blackfly season!'

Flea Clinic

Grim Swatter

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'