Silent Insect Warrior Prints

Ninja Fly Swatter

Man using to much bug spray

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Mantis Love

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Emotional Support Pest

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Professor...what are you doing?

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

College for flys

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

The Drone Ranger

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Tough Butterfly

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"I thought you said there's nothing significant in the paper anymore..."

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

"How flexible are you?"

'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'

Grim Swatter

Flea Clinic

'Assuming the cockroach I need to kill weighs 180 pounds, how much of this pesticide would I need?'

Combating Zika

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'