Insect Repellent Warrior Gifts

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

Man using to much bug spray

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Desert Dermatologist

Emotional Support Pest

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Organic farm

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

'Laugh, but he works better than an insect repellent.'

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Stupid global warming!'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"You crushed it!"

"Dad, Dad, the termites have found our food stash!"

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'Bit of a blow last night - I see the windfarms gone.'

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'