Insect Warrior Gifts

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Have Fun!!"

The hunt family finally solved the problem of the fire ants.

Princess shooting insects with gun.

'Go ahead, make my day.'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Man using to much bug spray

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Emotional Support Pest

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

The Drone Ranger

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Tough Butterfly

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"You crushed it!"

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'

'It takes a dedicated hunter to head out during blackfly season!'

"Don't mind me - I'm just a metaphor..."

Wasp being sprayed.

'Assuming the cockroach I need to kill weighs 180 pounds, how much of this pesticide would I need?'

Flea Clinic

Grim Swatter

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'