
'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'
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'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'
The Jeopardy of Progress
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'
...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
"Even the waiters here are organic."
'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'
'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'
The Solar System (after deregulation)
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
Nature versus commerce.
Don't forget the hosepipe ban!
"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."
"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
Polluted geese
Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys
"We finally reached net zero emissions."
'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'
Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons
The interested bystanders.
How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...
"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."
Child protects planet with umbrella.
The Cougher
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'
'My electric car is giving me static!'
"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'
'Echo Tourism'
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