Witchery Warrior Gifts

Parking spaces for broomsticks.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Late BroomStick

100% carbon neutral

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Macbeth: Take Two

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Three Witches from Macbeth

A voodoo doctor.

"Just browsing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Witch dice.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"I'd like to make a return."