Witchery Buff Gifts

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Skiing.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Needs salt!'

100% carbon neutral

Astral Projection

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Rocking Witches.

Newt sale

"I said slime."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'