Witchery Wonder Gifts

'The oven's too small.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Macbeth: Take Two

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'..and one for the pot.'

Dating in Oz

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Trick or treat surprise.

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Collision

"Give way immediately!"

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Book and magician

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"There's no rest for the wicked."

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

He's my vaguely familiar.