Witchery Wonder Gifts

'The oven's too small.'

Astral Projection

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Macbeth: Take Two

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'..and one for the pot.'

Dating in Oz

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Trick or treat surprise.

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Collision

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Fearless Frog Part 18

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"Give way immediately!"

Book and magician

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"There's no rest for the wicked."

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'