Witchy Wonder Gifts

"I can't cope with these kids; they're eating me out of house and home!"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'And a piece of algae for Omega 3.'

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Llittle girl rising a stick horse.

MasterWitch

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

Tarot Lying

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Astral Projection

Mantis Love

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"This will be a tricky operation."

Macbeth: Take Two

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Phoenix

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Domestic Animals.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Now that's art!"

Ink Eraser

Dating in Oz

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

Garden genomes.

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"