Witchcraft Wonder Gifts

'It works. So what if the Food and Drug Administration doesn't approve of it?'

"I can never remember...Is it white wine or red wine that goes best with children?"

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"Give way immediately!"

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

"I said eye of newt. Not brains!"

Eclipse...the super lunacy continues...

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'The bases are loaded. No outs. Bottom of the ninth. Their best hitter is up, and ... Wait! Look! We're saved! It's the Good Witch of the North!'

Witch pushes grocery basket with bag of apples with skull and crossbones on them

'..and one for the pot.'

Astral Projection

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'Sorry you've failed'

'Wow! SHE certainly makes a convincing witch, doesn't she, hon?'

Ellen's friends suddenly realized she was a real witch.

"Hmmm?...Which of my horrible spells should I use?..."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."