Witchcraft Wonderers Gifts

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

"Talk about supply chain issues. . . there haven't been any children nibbling on my house for weeks!"

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

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Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Macbeth: Take Two

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'