Witchcraft Wanderers Gifts

Cheap flights

"The best spell is sneezing."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Late BroomStick

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Newt sale

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Macbeth: Take Two

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."