Wizardry Wanderers Gifts

Oz Characters in the job market. Personnel Dept. I think "what field have you been working in?" was a trick question.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Obama of Oz.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Dog Walker

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

Carpet cleaner.

"Support the head!"

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Book and magician

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Mark Morgan

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.

Hogwarts Express

"The best spell is sneezing."

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

'A Concise map of world religions' ending with 'beer' in Australia

'The GPS says 'Follow the yellow brick road'.'

Through the Looking Glass - Army Stumbles over Itself

Yellow Brick Road.

Hairy Potter

'I'm off to see the gizzard.'

Cheap flights

"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."