Wizarding Wanderlust Gifts

'The GPS says 'Follow the yellow brick road'.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Injured backpacker.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Obama of Oz.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

"Something light and fluffy."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Book and magician

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

Hairy Potter and friend..

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

'You've got Hogwarts.'

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

Dorothy and the singles bar

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

Mark Morgan