Wizarding Wonder Gifts

Book and magician

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Astral Projection

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Dance.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Obama of Oz.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'..and one for the pot.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Dating in Oz

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."