Wizard Wonderer Gifts

"Besides rust, do you have any pre-existing conditions?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Snow Devil

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Macbeth: Take Two

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Ice Skater

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Rockefeller Center."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

Socially distanced sledding

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Obama of Oz.

Christmas tree exchange