Zodiac Wonderer Gifts

'And what star sign are you?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'But what is the universe for?'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I wish I was creative'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"So, what is your star sign?"

Year of the Rat

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

God's studio assistants

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"So tell me what's your sign?"

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

"It's my New Year!"

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"