Zodiac Wonderer Pillows

'And what star sign are you?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'But what is the universe for?'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"So, what is your star sign?"

Year of the Rat

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

God's studio assistants

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"It's my New Year!"

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

"So tell me what's your sign?"

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Libra/scales

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"