Mystic Wonderer Pillows

"Where do you see me in five years?"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'But what is the universe for?'

"Little help?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I wish I was creative'

Sleeping Beauty

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

OM, SWEET OM

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Musical Pipe

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

God's studio assistants

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"I'll be right back."

Camelot Arms Fair

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

The Paranormal Society...

Don Quichotte's shadow