Mystic Reveler Pillows

"I never knew my psychic hotline business would be so busy!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

OM, SWEET OM

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Nostradamus.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Shakespearean Actor

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I have grave news."

Palm Reader...

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

Octopus Lady

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

Rum Mage Sale Today

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"