Mystic Reveler Prints

"I never knew my psychic hotline business would be so busy!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

OM, SWEET OM

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Nostradamus.

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"I have grave news."

Shakespearean Actor

"I'll be right back."

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Palm Reader...

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Octopus Lady

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

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