Ancient Wonderer Pillows

'Of course, it's still a complete mystery as to how the ancients even managed to move these massive stones...'

'But what is the universe for?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

Goddess

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

God's studio assistants

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Sand Pyramids

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Spudhenge

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

'Are they called 'pyramids' because the Pharaoh used a pyramid scheme to finance them?'

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"Oh no, not another one!"

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."

The Greatest Show Unearthed.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice