Cosmic Wonderer Gifts

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

It's entirely your choice: a crop circle followed by a probing, or a probing followed by a crop circle

'After reading that the sun loses six hundred million tons every second...'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

God's studio assistants

'But what is the universe for?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Little help?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

You must be this tall.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Imagination Navigation.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."