Cosmic Wonderer Gifts

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'After reading that the sun loses six hundred million tons every second...'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

God's studio assistants

'But what is the universe for?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Little help?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

You must be this tall.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Imagination Navigation.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"