World Wonderer Gifts

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'But what is the universe for?'

'Now that's an afro!'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Snow Devil

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

Coronavirus world

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Rockefeller Center."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

Socially distanced sledding

Christmas tree exchange

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Hanukkah tree

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.