World Wonderer Gifts

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Now that's an afro!'

'But what is the universe for?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Snow Devil

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Ice Skater

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Coronavirus world

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Rockefeller Center."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

Socially distanced sledding

Christmas tree exchange

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Hanukkah tree