Winter Wonderer Gifts

Hanukkah tree

Frosty was now regretting having had his teeth whitened

'I would caution against making long term investments.'

"It's dislocated, alright."

Heating for an igloo.

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman sledging through barbed wire.

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

Merle and Mildred knew that winter wasn't far behind when the flock of snowmen migrated into their area.

'I'm not having anything that's not organic in my body.'

'When it does snow, it'll all probably come at once...'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Melting snow man

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'It can't last.'

Snowman slingshot

'Don't know about you but I've invested in my future.'

We're walking in the air... Which is physically impossible, isn't it! - The CP Snowman.

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"I hope the sun comes out. I'm trying to get down to a size 6."

'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'

Snow Devil

Global Warming Santa

Polar Bear Fishing.

'Some of these flakes of snow are enormous Leonard...Leonard?'

"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"

Old Man Winter.

'Help, I've been frostbitten!'