Winter Wonderland Wanderer Gifts

December to January.

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Boy and dog see recycling symbol with falling snowflakes.

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

'What are you smiling about?!'

Snow Wave

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Snowman longing for a thaw.

All this snow makes it even easier to keep Obama from getting anything done!

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Ice skating

"Face it -- We're not going to get any customers if we don't shovel the walk."

"Electric shorts."

Melting Icicle

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

Baby Skier

Slippery underfoot

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Snow Person Romance

Skiing Speed Limit

"Well, the good news is that Seasonal-Affective Disorder isn't typically terminal..."

"How much is that snow blower next to the doggie in the window?"

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Merry Christmas

Girl Waiting for Santa Claus

"I'm excited for Christmas."

"I honestly don't know why you didn't make Santa's sleigh team."

Jet Ice Skating

'Don't worry cousin, remember that I'm an Arctic Fox: I'm used to the cold...'

'Freeze buddy!'