Winter Wonderlander Gifts

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'He is looking rather pale, Mrs Frosty.'

Igloo house sales.

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Fly gets his tongue stuck to a cows frozen poo.

Child building a snowman

'Those vandals have been at it again.'

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

Barbecue in the snow.

Snowman ice fishing.

"Hey! That's the car's antenna!"

"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"

Ice Skater

Skiers

Gracie jumps in a winter wonderland that is just a backdrop.

"I'm starving! All I've had to eat all day is one measly carrot!"

Season's Greetings!

"I should've asked for a snow machine for Christmas."

'I'd seriously consider cryonics if Timmy can sneak me into the basement food freezer.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Ski Slope into the Ball Pool

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'Do you think dandruff shampoo would help with all of our flakes.'

Selling food out of a sleigh.

'Uh, Frosty, I think I'll pass on that carrot juice.'

"Saying what? Hey! Did he just take off without me? Jerk!

Gardening Terminology: Freezia