Winter Wonderland Dweller Gifts

"Still snow!"

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

Witch vowing to choose warmer climate

Frozen Santa Claus and his reindeer.

"I'm melting from the friction."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ice skater

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Winter Weather.

'First of all, relax.'

Snowman ice fishing.

Keeping Warm in Winter

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'It is too snowing!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Beach snowman.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"