Winter Wonderland Lover Gifts

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Floss-ty the Snowman.

"Looks like we're in for another extreme weather event."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

'This heartburn is killing me.'

'Oh great, here comes that neighbour's dog again!'

'Criticising your snowman isn't defamation of character, Thompson'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You wanted a dog. You walk him!'

Snow globe has a sign 'No school, snow day'.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Ice Skating

Melting snowman: 'I hate this time of year!'

'Relax. It's perfectly normal to have cold flashes during menopause.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Doctor Pulls on Mitten For Snowman Examination.

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

'Come on, mom! Is there anything better than hearing your school's closed due to snow?'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Ski Lift

"Drenching sweats, droopy carrot...hydration and a week chilling in the morgue and he'll be good as new."

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Snow flake

Complaining fir tree

Snowman's girlfriend

Snowman Falling From The Sky.

Snowmans dog takes a leak

100 Degrees of Separation

A snowman urinating