Winter Wonderland Fan Gifts

Being a novice skater, Kim could only do a 'Figure 11'.

Snowman buying sun tan oil

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Snow Scene

'This sounds like a snow job.'

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

Frosty's wife admires her new implants.

'Do you come here often?'

'Say, 'When,''

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'

"Everything smells like carrots."

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

"Hand over the carrot pal!"

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"

January

Novelty fake snow seller in real snowstorm

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Remember what the doctor said. Easy on the rock salt."

Penguin Selfie

'Hey, we haven't run out of ice after all.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The older he gets, the higher he pulls his pants up.

'Gesundheit!'

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

'And with a report on how we're doing in the snow global economy...'

"I thought we agreed...NO BUNNY CAKES!"

Romantic Gestures

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'Talk it up! Let's hear some chatter.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snow Moon.