Winter Wonderland Enthusiast Gifts

Non-Denominational Carols

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Just the one, thanks.'

'Heck, this is nothing, why when I was a kid, we'd have snow clear up to here.'

"My mom was cold."

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'I was built by texters.'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Ski Toilets

Snowman melts then rabbit runs off with carrot.

'I thought carrots were suppose to be good for the eyes?'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Violin Playing Snowman.

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'Happy Birthday Frosty!'

"On the upside, I've discovered the location of the antarctic's missing snow pack."

"You forgot his tail."

Snowman

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Closed for winter. Reopens March 21st.

"Where do you see yourself when the hot weather hits?"

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Freeze!

'I was making a snow angel in the street and got ran over.'

'We're going to take another look at that play in snow motion.'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'