Winter Wonderland Enthusiast Gifts

Non-Denominational Carols

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Heck, this is nothing, why when I was a kid, we'd have snow clear up to here.'

"My mom was cold."

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'I was built by texters.'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Ski Toilets

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"You forgot his tail."

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Violin Playing Snowman.

'I thought carrots were suppose to be good for the eyes?'

"On the upside, I've discovered the location of the antarctic's missing snow pack."

Snowman

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

Skiing

"It probably wasn't a great idea to go out for coffee."

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

'I was making a snow angel in the street and got ran over.'

'We're going to take another look at that play in snow motion.'

Caution Dry Floor

Snowman's carrot nose is pecked by a bird.

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

'I couldn't help notice, Miss, we seem to be going to the same place.'

'Apparently, we're all unique.' - 'Ah, that's just some rubbish we tell kids.'

'Let me gaze into my snowglobe...'

"Where do you see yourself when the hot weather hits?"