Winter Wonderland Buffs Gifts

"Turns out it was all water weight."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"Bless You."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ice skater

Non-Denominational Carols

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Keeping Warm in Winter

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Beach snowman.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It is too snowing!'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"I love this time of year."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'