Winter Wonderland Watchers Gifts

Brian had yet to forgive the mailman for dropping last year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue in the mud.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ice skater

"Bless You."

Frosting the Snowman

'The kids were so sweet...'

Non-Denominational Carols

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Snowman ice fishing.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Beach snowman.'

'It is too snowing!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'