Winter Wonderland Wanderers Gifts

'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'

Keep Christ in Xmas.

"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."

"Support the head!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Ice skater

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

Snowman ice fishing.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'First of all, relax.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Buggy with Snowplow.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Beach snowman.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It is too snowing!'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"I love this time of year."