Winter Wonderland Walker Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Black and white painting.

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

Ice skater

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Snowman ice fishing.

Keeping Warm in Winter

'First of all, relax.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It is too snowing!'

'Beach snowman.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"I love this time of year."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!