Winter Wonderland Walker Pillows

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Black and white painting.

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Ice skater

"Bless You."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Snowman ice fishing.

Keeping Warm in Winter

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'First of all, relax.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Beach snowman.'

'It is too snowing!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Snow Bridge.

Where's my global warming?

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"I love this time of year."