Winter Wonderland Explorer Pillows

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

Santa playing golf.

"I bought a new summer condo."

'You win. Go out and play.'

Ice fisherman ice fishing sees saw blade coming from ice!

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

'School been cancelled again...I'm bringing the kids to work with me.'

Snow Surgery

'Nice water feature.'

Dandruff problems? - Two children playing in the 'snow' on a mans head.

Christmas shopping

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Have I done something wrong? You're so... cold!'

The Ubiquitous Snow-to.

Swing in the winter.

Arctic Blast on the Way: In the Arctic, a polar bear farts.

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Who is this? Could you please stop cold calling me?'

Man pulling dog on ski in snow

"We'll need a sample. If you would just melt a little into this cup..."

"Real funny kid!"

Skater

Santa and the snow lady.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Building a snowman

'I'm referring you to a meteorologist.'

What were you doing in the meadow?

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

Overweight child says to snowman: 'Walking in the air? Why can't we drive like everyone else?'

'I'll tell you about the original St. Nicholas - he didn't freeze his ass off on street corners, talking to wiseguy kids like you.'

Snow-Kangaroo

When I got My New Coat

Swiss train in a mountain station, all the passengers are skiers except one man with a snow shovel instead of skis on his shoulder.

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

Alien poses with a snowman